Dear Kara DioGuardi,
I can't tell you how thankful I am that you have decided to come on board onto Idol! Really. You are like a much needed breath of fresh air in a season that has everything wrong. You are smart, totally gorgeous and you kinda of know what you are talking about... Well at least I think you do. Or you manage to speak in full sentences at least. But my main reason for loving you is this: Paula Abdul.
Before your arrival to the show, Paula Abdul cannot complete a coherent sentence. Now, it's as though she is threatened by your very presence - that she can no longer pull the 'I'm the only girl' card and get emotional and stumble through everything. Ok, so it really doesn't take much to pull one over Paula Abdul - even a monkey can do that. But still, I can't even thank you enough for making Idol judging coherent now! Seriously. At the very least, even if all else in Idol fails, you have put Paula in her place and that itself is an achievement...
So let me quote Paula here in something that she says 20 times every week to every contestant before you got here: "You're gorgeous!"
I can't tell you how thankful I am that you have decided to come on board onto Idol! Really. You are like a much needed breath of fresh air in a season that has everything wrong. You are smart, totally gorgeous and you kinda of know what you are talking about... Well at least I think you do. Or you manage to speak in full sentences at least. But my main reason for loving you is this: Paula Abdul.
Before your arrival to the show, Paula Abdul cannot complete a coherent sentence. Now, it's as though she is threatened by your very presence - that she can no longer pull the 'I'm the only girl' card and get emotional and stumble through everything. Ok, so it really doesn't take much to pull one over Paula Abdul - even a monkey can do that. But still, I can't even thank you enough for making Idol judging coherent now! Seriously. At the very least, even if all else in Idol fails, you have put Paula in her place and that itself is an achievement...
So let me quote Paula here in something that she says 20 times every week to every contestant before you got here: "You're gorgeous!"
No. I have no idea what that has got to do with singing either. =)
Regards,
A Thankful Fan
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