He tries not to go out if he can avoid it. Stays home, watches movies, microwaves. Mostly, though, he reads about himself on the Internet. According to the Internet, there is another Robert Pattinson out there, living a very different life. A creature of the night, eager to sink his fangs into anything with boobs and a pulse. All bullshit, Pattinson says, but he reads the stories anyway, out of a kind of masochistic narcissism.
And he admits to reading it, which is the really weird part. He reads the gossip blogs and the Twilight fan fiction (“It’s surprisingly hard-core. And very well written”).
[ From GQ Magazine about Robert Pattinson ]
What is GQ Magazine?? I'm never heard of it, I swear. Is it a men's magazine? That might kind of explain the not hearing part. The only men's magazine I've heard of is probably FHM and Men's Health....
THAT ASIDE, I FIND THIS TOTALLY ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS. Hey Rob, guess what? I read fan fiction too. ;-) In fact, I'm utterly hooked on it. But you know Rob, my addiction to fan fiction aside, all these things just summarizes you very well. so let me put on my fake psychiatrist hat ... *adjusts hat*
*ahem*
On the contrary, I believe you the the most excellent of liars. You aren't lying with words and material things. You are like a jedi knight twisting the very psychology of human brainwaves creating a false lead of windy roads to distract people from the straight one.
Very very brilliant if I may say so. And also utterly hilarious.
You know, if all it takes for you to notice me is to be a fake Robert Pattinson, perhaps I should be a fake Robert Pattinson. Perhaps I should change my blog to Robert Pattinson's Blog for a day and see how it goes...
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Yeah, you're right. I'm too lazy and I honestly have better things to do like search for more fan fiction. Got any recommendations Rob?
By the way GQ Magazine, whatever magazine you are, that article on Rob Pattinson is absolutely hilarious. I have to stop using the word hilarious.
EDIT: Just because this article is so hilarious (there goes that word again!) I'm going to give you the link and recommand that every person Pattinson fan or not go read it. [Link]
[ From GQ Magazine about Robert Pattinson ]
What is GQ Magazine?? I'm never heard of it, I swear. Is it a men's magazine? That might kind of explain the not hearing part. The only men's magazine I've heard of is probably FHM and Men's Health....
THAT ASIDE, I FIND THIS TOTALLY ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS. Hey Rob, guess what? I read fan fiction too. ;-) In fact, I'm utterly hooked on it. But you know Rob, my addiction to fan fiction aside, all these things just summarizes you very well. so let me put on my fake psychiatrist hat ... *adjusts hat*
*ahem*
On the contrary, I believe you the the most excellent of liars. You aren't lying with words and material things. You are like a jedi knight twisting the very psychology of human brainwaves creating a false lead of windy roads to distract people from the straight one.
Very very brilliant if I may say so. And also utterly hilarious.
You know, if all it takes for you to notice me is to be a fake Robert Pattinson, perhaps I should be a fake Robert Pattinson. Perhaps I should change my blog to Robert Pattinson's Blog for a day and see how it goes...
.
.
.
Yeah, you're right. I'm too lazy and I honestly have better things to do like search for more fan fiction. Got any recommendations Rob?
By the way GQ Magazine, whatever magazine you are, that article on Rob Pattinson is absolutely hilarious. I have to stop using the word hilarious.
EDIT: Just because this article is so hilarious (there goes that word again!) I'm going to give you the link and recommand that every person Pattinson fan or not go read it. [Link]
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